I think I’ve heard enough knocking in this lifetime. I swear, if I hear another knock, I’m gonna go bat-shit crazy.
My daughter Zoey recently discovered the Disney movie Frozen and wouldn’t stop OBSESSING about it. I tell you, she’s gone insane over the stuff. She’s only 2 years old, so she’s obviously years late from when the movie exploded to become such a big hit, but in my household, the phenomenon has just started and it’s driving me crazy just the same.
It’s Frozen here when she wakes up and Frozen there before we sleep. She’ll randomly break out in a song at any time of the day. My iphone is filled with videos of her singing songs from Frozen that she likes to watch over and over.
The singing part is cute, because my daughter only mouths the words; she really can’t talk yet. But all the actions – and musings – I tell ya, she got down pat, even the knocking – Especially the knocking! In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s this one scene where the little Anna knocks on Elsa’s door while singing Do You Wanna Build A Snowman.
The whole scene basically revolved around Anna knocking on Elsa’s door and my brilliant two year old obviously picked this up, and now she’s constantly knocking on every door.
As a matter of fact, I’m locked in our room as I write this and I swear to god I feel like I’m in a post-apocalyptic zombie movie where dead people are hysterically banging on my door in an attempt to eat my brains out.
She just won’t stop knocking!
You know, I’ve never had a human being before this one and I’m the youngest in my family, so this is the longest time I’ve ever had to be with a child. Let me tell you : It’s annoying AF.
Although in retrospect, I’m partly to blame because I sorta gave birth to her? But it’s also adorable how she dances and mouths the songs, pretending to actually know the lyrics.
So I guess I’ll just have to endure her knocking-spree because she’s cute. And also because it’s illegal to actually assault a child.
Be right back while I bury my head in the sand.
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